Science, Religion, Politics and in the pursuit of truth – HappyPsychotic

Originally written December 28, 2006.

I have an exciting new business opportunity for all you readers out there! If you act now, you can get in on the ground floor! I call it my “Pie in the Sky” opportunity (PITS). Here’s how it works…

You agree to sponser me for the meager fee of $50K/yr for 3 years ($150K total) and I spend that time philosophizing. Every idea that I record during that time is yours to take and make money with. Most likely, I would come up with ideas that the world has never seen before and would be extremely enlightening. These ideas could be assembled into books, movies, Broadway musicals or whatever!

Now, I should mention that since the winters here in Canada sometimes seem to drag on and get a little depressing, I may also require to expense some small side trips to warm sunny beaches somewhere. Possibly a private island of some sort as I’m certain that would make my creative juices flow more strongly.

Anyways, just contact me if you’d like to sign up. You could also find 150,000 friends who’d like to pitch in $1 if that’s easier for you, I’m OK with either scenario. Just remember, it’s the “PITS”!