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Chinese Customer Service

Humor 1 August 2009 | 1 Comment

Chinese Customer Service

Here is a copy of the transcript of my interaction with a company based in China with which I purchased a USB Flash Memory stick…it didn’t go well…the company is called Focal Price and can be found at www.focalprice.com.

Heaven – who needs it?

Humor, Religion, Science 9 October 2007 | 0 Comments

Heaven might just suck – I am having a hard time finding any potential good things about it…

Dear Jesus, thank you for boobies…

Humor, Religion, Science 11 September 2007 | 1 Comment

I was raised to attend church on a regular basis, and I think for the large part this was a positive experience. Sure there were problems but in any cultish/brainwashing/self motivated system created by humans this is going to be true.

It’s the “PITS”

Humor, Psychotic 28 December 2006 | 0 Comments

I have an exciting new business opportunity for all you readers out there! If you act now, you can get in on the ground floor! I call it my “Pie in the Sky” opportunity (PITS). Here’s how it works…

Don’t Worry, I’m Biblically Based

Humor, Religion 7 June 2006 | 0 Comments

It seems lately that often when I talk to fellow Christians and mention that I have some viewpoints that are controversial to traditional, conservative Christian beliefs, they say “That’s fine as long as they are Biblically based”. So, to all my friends who have given this advice, I offer this proof of my Biblical basis…